Family Interactions

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So, my last Family Interaction’s Post, I posted about a prank I pulled on my father with his cell phone. This post is a conversation I had with my mother before I left the house for work. I really can’t believe that this conversation even took place…I can’t even… anyway here it is πŸ˜†

Me: “Ugh!”

Mom: “What’s the matter honey?”

Me: “I’m late.”

Mom: “!!!! You are?!”

Me: “Yup.”

Mom: “OH. MY. GOD!”

Me: “Wow, someone’s excited?”

Mom: “This is great news! I’m so excited for you!”

*Awkward pause*

Mom: “Oh… what did your boyfriend say?”

Me: “Um… he didn’t say anything?… Why would I tell him?”

(keep this in mind that I haven’t seen my boyfriend since April)

Mom: “Michelle! You have to tell him he’s not the father!”

Me: “Wait what?! What are you talking about?!”

My Reaction. O_O WTF?!

Mom: “If you’re pregnant with another” (I cut her off)

Me: “MOM! I’m not ‘late’ I’m late for work! And for your information I got my period this morning! God mom! ” (Sorry if that’s TMI)

Mom: “… Oh.”

Yeah, that happened. Thanks mom!

Ok I really should go to work now, you all have a good day. πŸ˜€

Michelle

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30 thoughts on “Family Interactions

  1. OH MY lol !!!! Your posts always make me laugh out loud!!! That was hilarious !! Even better that your mom would be all like call him and tell him hes not thr father instead of beating you to death πŸ˜€ lol lol !! Your mom seems pretty cool hahaha!!! !!! Classic !!!

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  2. If you haven’t seen your boyfriend since April, your mom must figure he has some really slow swimmers. Bahahaha ( I know, I know….. but the joke wouldn’t work without stretching a little). πŸ˜‰
    Fun post. Thanks for sharing.

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  3. You’re right. I am LMAO!!! Is your Mom for real? OMGOSH! Michelle, between your Dad and your Mom, how do you do it? This is SO funny! I LOVE reading about your family interactions. Even the Professor enjoyed it. Tee hee ….. xx Amy

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  4. That reminds me of my grandmother, she is ALWAYS jumping the gun. I remember I went to tell her about a new job I had just got once and I prefaced it by saying “I’ve got some really great news!” her first response was “Sydney’s pregnant?!” omgomg I died.

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