Family Interactions: My Crazy Sister

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Hey everyone!

It’s been forever since I made one of these or actually had the time to, but I just had to squeeze in this post because it’s one of those moments that just begs to be shared. So here it is!

My sister and I were at Walmart today, I dislike Walmart in general in case you are wondering, but anyway we were checking out the section of shirts when this messed up conversation took place. CAUTION vulgar words ahead.

Sister: “Hey do you like ever get the urge to just bend someone over and pound them in the butt with your dick?”

Me: O_o “What the fuck did you just say?”

Sister: “I said, do you…”

Me: “Oh my god no don’t repeat it. Shhhh.”

Sister: *giggles* “Well?”

Me: “God no you creepy rapists.”

Sister: More *giggles*

Me: … “Are you high?”

Sister: “Maybe.” *giggles*

I turn and to my horror is this Walmart employee staring at us. This little old lady with a mortified look on her face just frozen mid folding.

Me: “Nope. We’re leaving.”

Sister: “Bye Felicia!!”

Me: -_-

So yeah, that happened today. You’re welcome. Oh, and no I don’t have a dick just in case you are wondering! ๐Ÿ˜†

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The Beach

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The beach is the best place to be. If there was ever a time in my life that I needed solitude and a peaceful place to think, the beach has always provided that for me. It’s a wonderful place to spend by yourself and spend with people who are closest to you.

Today I got to spend my day at the beach with the love of my life… and my boyfriend. Haha! ๐Ÿ˜› I’ve been house sitting my neighbors dog over the weekend and I’m 100% in love and I’m not entirely sure I want to give her back. Growing up, I’ve lived with a dog in the house, though I’ve always associated myself as a cat person, but I now know what I’ve been missing.

Hope you all have a good week!

A Woman Living In A Man’s World: Girls Incoming!

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Living with a house full of men is obnoxious and annoying challenging for a lot of reasons and I’d say being the only female doesn’t help, BUT the numbers are changing! My roommate Raymond has his girls coming to visit for a while. He hasn’t seen his girls in months so I am sure he will be over joyed and in a lighter mood than normal.

We’ll have to do some shuffling around to provide the girls with their own room, but it will be worth it and besides we all owe Ray a favor or two. Oh, I’ve taken it upon myself to instruct Justin not to bring home people while the girls are here. If he wants to hook up he can do it else where! Besides, I need a break from all the random half naked girls I keep running into. Okay, it’s not that bad, but it’s happened enough times that it warrants a complaint or two.

I know it’s been a while since I made a post like this. As a life update, my boyfriend and I are currently looking for new place live, we haven’t settled on anything yet, but I’m excited to know that, that is coming down the road in the near future, plus the girls will eventually want their own room. They can have ours. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Until then I’m looking forward to being a perfect role model for my new roommates

Family Interactions

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There’s nothing like pulling a prank on your parents. If you haven’t tried it yet you really should! There comes moments in life where you just can’t help yourself. For instance, my dad reads his grocery lists out-load when he is in the store. In which case I had the amazing opportunity of writing out the shopping list and I included some very unexpected items. I can only imagine the looks he must have gotten at the store while reading this list out-loud. Enjoy ๐Ÿ™‚

  1. Beer (for you)
  2. Wine (for mom, you should know what she likes by now!)
  3. Spinach
  4. Tomatoes
  5. Red Peppers
  6. Green Peppers
  7. Flintstones Gummy Vitamins
  8. Butt Paste
  9. Cosmo
  10. Her Essential Oils
  11. Hot Dogs
  12. Dog Treats
  13. Windex
  14. Paper Towels
  15. Snap Peas
  16. Piss Pots
  17. Ground Beef
  18. Stake
  19. Man Meat (I am man I eat meat)
  20. Whiting Toothpaste
  21. Annal Bleaching System.

You’re Welcome dad. ๐Ÿ™‚

Family Interactions

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Hey everyone!

I’ve been wanting to write a Family Interactions post for a while now, but the problem is that I haven’t seen my family for a while. Not a whole lot of material in this case and I’m really sad to say I’ve been horrible at staying in contact with them lately. I know, I need to go visit them soon, not simply because I want to write about it, more so because I miss them. So for this post I’m going to share an incident that happened a couple years ago enjoy. ๐Ÿ™‚

I was driving my sister home and we came to a four way stop. There was this older couple sitting at the sidewalk bench. My sister sticks her head out the window and screams “PENIS!!!” I could not drive away fast enough and I can still see the old couple’s horrified reaction in my review mirror. “Great! Now we”ll be known as the penis sisters, thanks!”

The random. XD