Family Interactions: My Crazy Sister

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Hey everyone!

It’s been forever since I made one of these or actually had the time to, but I just had to squeeze in this post because it’s one of those moments that just begs to be shared. So here it is!

My sister and I were at Walmart today, I dislike Walmart in general in case you are wondering, but anyway we were checking out the section of shirts when this messed up conversation took place. CAUTION vulgar words ahead.

Sister: “Hey do you like ever get the urge to just bend someone over and pound them in the butt with your dick?”

Me: O_o “What the fuck did you just say?”

Sister: “I said, do you…”

Me: “Oh my god no don’t repeat it. Shhhh.”

Sister: *giggles* “Well?”

Me: “God no you creepy rapists.”

Sister: More *giggles*

Me: … “Are you high?”

Sister: “Maybe.” *giggles*

I turn and to my horror is this Walmart employee staring at us. This little old lady with a mortified look on her face just frozen mid folding.

Me: “Nope. We’re leaving.”

Sister: “Bye Felicia!!”

Me: -_-

So yeah, that happened today. You’re welcome. Oh, and no I don’t have a dick just in case you are wondering! 😆

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A Woman Living in a Man’s World: I Am Not The Maid

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After my eventful meeting of the roommates for the first time, which I talked about in the last segment my boyfriend and I have since moved in and have gotten settled. Now, I’ve accepted the terms of this living arrangement and being the only female in this household I felt it was very important to set some boundaries. I won’t go into all the details, but my underling theme with my roommates is this, “I am not your girlfriend and I am not your mother.” Plain and simple or so I hoped.

It didn’t take long for the law to bend a little. I am now cooking dinner for all these boys three times a week! It just kind of happened. I said I would make dinner one night and it was a hit. One night turned into two, then two turned into three. If I didn’t work so much I’m sure three would have certainly turned into four! Most of the time dinner isn’t too difficult to tackle. I like utilizing the crock pot because I can just throw in whatever during the early hours and by the time everyone gets home dinner is ready. Simple and easy, little effort with satisfactory results! Needless to say, I’ve now won the hearts of everyone in the house and apparently I won more than that.

I didn’t realize just how far my roles have bent until today. Maybe it’s because I’ve been working so much, I haven’t noticed? If I was in a hurry I would throw someone else’s load of clothes in the dryer, or finish a load of dishes, or do two second clean jobs here and there. I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m a “clean freak” but I like things to be tidy. I have habits okay!

Anyway, I was laying on the couch enjoying my day off when Justin (the one who flirts too much) placed his laundry basket, full of dirty laundry, next to me, “Um, can I help you?” He responds with, “Yeah, be a doll and start this load for me? I gotta run. See ya at five? You’re cookin right?” as he throws his boots and jacket on and strolls out the door. I didn’t even get a chance to respond. Literally dumped it on me and left. OH HELL NO!!!!

I was pissed. People had a death wish and I was ready to start granting them! Just then David (the shy one) comes out of his room with his laundry basket. He stares at me for a moment, the words on the tip of his tongue. He was going to ask me to do his F-ing laundry!! “David. Don’t. You. Dare.” I said with scorn. I must have had flames coming out of my eyes! He quickly did an about-face and closed his door behind him so fast! I think he secluded himself in his room for about an hour. Within that time I did do Justin’s laundry… except I didn’t. I neatly and gently folded all his dirty clothes, with the exception of his underwear (not happening… ever) into nice neat piles on top of his unmade bed. Ready to be worn all over again. 😈

You are welcome. Oh and guess who isn’t making dinner tonight?

What do you make of all this? I will do the boyfriend’s laundry from time to time, but that’s different. I don’t consider that a “chore” nor do I do that every day. How should I deal with the roommates about daily chores? How should I approach the subject?

Thanks for reading! ❤

Michelle

Weekend Workout Challenge

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Hi everyone!

It feels like forever since I did one of these!!! I’ve been through a lot of changes recently and I am trying to work out how and what my work outs will look like given my new schedule. I’m needing the extra motivation, so here I am with another Weekend Workout Challenge! (Image from TribeSports)

Here is something to really get your core working. It’s a multi-crunch line up. Try doing 10 repetitions of each then switch to the next. I Promise you will feel it! Wanna bump it up? Try 20 repetitions! 😉

Have a wonderful weekend!

Michelle

My WordPress 2014 review

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I’ve never really looked at my blog stats before so I figured this would be fun to share. My posting calendar looks as if it’s spelling out a word or two. What do you think it says? 😛

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A New York City subway train holds 1,200 people. This blog was viewed about 5,000 times in 2014. If it were a NYC subway train, it would take about 4 trips to carry that many people.

Click here to see the complete report.

A Quick Overview of Sex Education In American Public Schools

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Hi everyone!

Today I was wondering around The Hoffington Post and I came across an article by Rebecca Klein that covered the topic of what kind of sex education teens are getting and where they are getting it in the United States. I have to say this article was, although informative, very unnerving and ultimately very upsetting. It is no wonder we have the worst teen-pregnancy rate of all the developed countries.

When I was in high school, “Sex” education was provided via a video of the “medically correct” format which pregnancy is naturally started and summed up to the birth of a child. In other words the class was basically told this equation: Sperm + Egg + 9 or so months of hell = Baby. Literally that was the summation of my sex education in high school. You can probably find more information about sex in a Cosmo magazine, which I do not recommend any teen to read! After that informative video the class carried around a “flour baby” (Sack of flour with a smiley face) for a entire week… I don’t even know what to say to that?… Lack of school funding I guess? Anyway, the maps below provides where my country currently is on providing sex education to teens.

What was sex education like when you were in school? Is sex an uncomfortable topic for you to talk about? Do you know what a STD is?

Christmas Tag

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Hi everyone! I am here doing a Christmas Tag posted by Panda Ponders I love these kinds of posts. Tag you’re all it!!! Haha, here we go!

1. What’s your favorite Holiday movie?

Does Disney’s Frozen count? I blame my nephew.

2. What are your favourite Christmas colors?

Silver and Red. I guess that kinda of goes with my college colors as well.

3. Do you like to stay in your pj’s or dress up for Christmas?

That depends on whether I am staying home or not. If I am going at all I’ll dress up for sure, if it’s a stay at home deal, you bet my pj’s will be on.

4. If you could only buy one person a present this year who would it be?

My nephew. I absolutely adore his little smile and besides I like spoiling him!

5. Do you open your presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning?

Growing up, my family and I always opened our presents first thing Christmas morning. I remember trying to stay awake all night not wanting to miss anything. That never happened, I always fell asleep, haha.

6. Have you ever built a Ginger Bread House?

I have. I built one in high school and used the house and ginger bread men as a representation for a family structure model… I ate the gum drops.

7. What do you like to do during your Christmas holidays?

Sledding is always fun, if you have the snow. Mostly, it’s the time of year all the relative get together and you connect and reconnect with family. A lot of family time, love, and fun.

8. Any Christmas Wishes?

My Christmas wish already came true. 🙂 I do want to wish for everyone to arrive to their friends and family safely and I also want to extend my wish to all those who cannot be with their families and loved ones. Bless them. ❤

9. Favorite Christmas smell?

Before the age of the plastic/fake Christmas trees, a real tree would be cut, placed, and decorated. It’s been years, but I love that smell of a real tree in the living room.

10. Favorite Christmas meal or treat?

Oh, I love German Stollen! I’m German on my father’s side and we make these sweet loafs every Christmas holiday. My sister makes the best I swear! if you are interested I found an excellent recipe online. I totally recommend trying a slice of Stollen! 😉

http://www.steenbergs.co.uk/blog/2010/11/recipe-for-german-stollen/