It’s been forever since I made one of these or actually had the time to, but I just had to squeeze in this post because it’s one of those moments that just begs to be shared. So here it is!
My sister and I were at Walmart today, I dislike Walmart in general in case you are wondering, but anyway we were checking out the section of shirts when this messed up conversation took place. CAUTION vulgar words ahead.
Sister: “Hey do you like ever get the urge to just bend someone over and pound them in the butt with your dick?”
Me: “What the fuck did you just say?”
Sister: “I said, do you…”
Me: “Oh my god no don’t repeat it. Shhhh.”
Sister: *giggles* “Well?”
Me: “God no you creepy rapists.”
Sister: More *giggles*
Me: … “Are you high?”
Sister: “Maybe.” *giggles*
I turn and to my horror is this Walmart employee staring at us. This little old lady with a mortified look on her face just frozen mid folding.
Me: “Nope. We’re leaving.”
Sister: “Bye Felicia!!”
So yeah, that happened today. You’re welcome. Oh, and no I don’t have a dick just in case you are wondering!😆
Sometimes the best moments are spent at home, catching up on hours of missed TV. Those are the best kind of days, but what makes them the best is when you have your partner and best friend to share them with. Spend you weekend with someone you love!❤
The beach is the best place to be. If there was ever a time in my life that I needed solitude and a peaceful place to think, the beach has always provided that for me. It’s a wonderful place to spend by yourself and spend with people who are closest to you.
Today I got to spend my day at the beach with the love of my life… and my boyfriend. Haha!😛 I’ve been house sitting my neighbors dog over the weekend and I’m 100% in love and I’m not entirely sure I want to give her back. Growing up, I’ve lived with a dog in the house, though I’ve always associated myself as a cat person, but I now know what I’ve been missing.
You know those times when you’re just about to leave from work to go home with the anticipation that your eight hour work day is finally over, only to be flooded with last minute CAD reports?! It has been one of those.
Oh, today I legit took a 911 call because this women and her husband were leaving town on a wine tasting tour and were going to be gone for weeks and their house sitter backed out last minute… Emergency, am I right? Oh sure honey, our officers have nothing better to do while you guys, “noes fuck some wine” said no dispatcher ever!!!! End rant*