Family Interactions: My Crazy Sister

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Hey everyone!

It’s been forever since I made one of these or actually had the time to, but I just had to squeeze in this post because it’s one of those moments that just begs to be shared. So here it is!

My sister and I were at Walmart today, I dislike Walmart in general in case you are wondering, but anyway we were checking out the section of shirts when this messed up conversation took place. CAUTION vulgar words ahead.

Sister: “Hey do you like ever get the urge to just bend someone over and pound them in the butt with your dick?”

Me: O_o “What the fuck did you just say?”

Sister: “I said, do you…”

Me: “Oh my god no don’t repeat it. Shhhh.”

Sister: *giggles* “Well?”

Me: “God no you creepy rapists.”

Sister: More *giggles*

Me: … “Are you high?”

Sister: “Maybe.” *giggles*

I turn and to my horror is this Walmart employee staring at us. This little old lady with a mortified look on her face just frozen mid folding.

Me: “Nope. We’re leaving.”

Sister: “Bye Felicia!!”

Me: -_-

So yeah, that happened today. You’re welcome. Oh, and no I don’t have a dick just in case you are wondering! 😆

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The Beach

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The beach is the best place to be. If there was ever a time in my life that I needed solitude and a peaceful place to think, the beach has always provided that for me. It’s a wonderful place to spend by yourself and spend with people who are closest to you.

Today I got to spend my day at the beach with the love of my life… and my boyfriend. Haha! 😛 I’ve been house sitting my neighbors dog over the weekend and I’m 100% in love and I’m not entirely sure I want to give her back. Growing up, I’ve lived with a dog in the house, though I’ve always associated myself as a cat person, but I now know what I’ve been missing.

Hope you all have a good week!

Disco At The Dispatch

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You know those times when you’re just about to leave from work to go home with the anticipation that your eight hour work day is finally over, only to be flooded with last minute CAD reports?! It has been one of those.

Oh, today I legit took a 911 call because this women and her husband were leaving town on a wine tasting tour and were going to be gone for weeks and their house sitter backed out last minute… Emergency, am I right?  Oh sure honey, our officers have nothing better to do while you guys, “noes fuck some wine” said no dispatcher ever!!!! End rant*

A Woman Living In A Man’s World: Girls Incoming!

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Living with a house full of men is obnoxious and annoying challenging for a lot of reasons and I’d say being the only female doesn’t help, BUT the numbers are changing! My roommate Raymond has his girls coming to visit for a while. He hasn’t seen his girls in months so I am sure he will be over joyed and in a lighter mood than normal.

We’ll have to do some shuffling around to provide the girls with their own room, but it will be worth it and besides we all owe Ray a favor or two. Oh, I’ve taken it upon myself to instruct Justin not to bring home people while the girls are here. If he wants to hook up he can do it else where! Besides, I need a break from all the random half naked girls I keep running into. Okay, it’s not that bad, but it’s happened enough times that it warrants a complaint or two.

I know it’s been a while since I made a post like this. As a life update, my boyfriend and I are currently looking for new place live, we haven’t settled on anything yet, but I’m excited to know that, that is coming down the road in the near future, plus the girls will eventually want their own room. They can have ours. 😉 Until then I’m looking forward to being a perfect role model for my new roommates